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The Joydick

Tone — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 18:40:32 +0000

At the risk of overstepping any and all boundaries of propriety, here are complete do-it-yourself build instructions for an “incredible” haptic feedback interface for your Atari console. With a bit of soldering and epoxy, you can add force feedback into any Atari console game, everyone’s a winner, come one, come all. First check out the demo video, then follow these step by step build instructions. Don’t forget anything from the parts list, especially the tissues.

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Is It VR Yet?

Tone — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 19:38:26 +0000

Harvey Newquist tires of waiting for the New York Post headline to scream: “Wife Dumps Husband For Cybersex Lover” or “Computer Casanova Seduces Virtual Valerie.”

Money quote:

Does the average person get to see or use any of this stuff? Can you go any place just experience the joys of VR? Is Ronald Reagan in full control of his senses? The answer to all these questions is an emphatic “no.” … Try asking your next-door neighbor about VR. Ask him or her about their most recent VR experience.

Has anything changed in the 15 years since this 1996 article was published in the Virtual Reality Special Report?

Read the rest of Harvey’s rant…

Navi Sex In The Lawnmower Man?

Tone — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:59:29 +0000

Anyone else see the resemblance between this 18 year old Lawnmower Man copulating couple and their doppelgangers in Avatar?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaQSWSQA3cc

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Redefining Power Tools – CyberSM

Tone — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:50:53 +0000

As sex-suits go, these are pretty weeee-id! All shiny leather and chrome, this cybersex system haptically connects our happy couple over dial-up all the way from Cologne to Paris and back. If you somehow missed the “SM” in CyberSM (and here), “haptic” means that foreplay consists of electro-shocking each other’s fiddly bits and vibrating nipple clamps. It’s all plugged into the mains!

The video clip is self explanatory till the final section. What’s up with the talk show set? Is German Expressionism back in vogue?

And for another perspective:

Hope this doesn’t get you all wet…

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CYBERSEX – You’ll Never Buy An X-Rated Video Again!

Tone — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:34:06 +0000

Apparently Cybertech didn’t anticipate Torrents and the Usenet. Anyway, “sigh-burr-sex” seemed like a slam dunk in ’94. No one seemed concerned that a machine might rub you the wrong way.

Money quotes from the Cybertech Systems marketing slick:

CYBERSEX

You can enjoy your “dream partner” any time you want.

Frequency depends entirely on you; The words “no” and “headache” do not exist in virtual reality.

The safest and most satisfying sexual encounters known to man – always.

How often can you handle it?

I shudder to think about the “intensive development:

After 3 years of intensive development he developed the CYBERSEX HOME VR-SIMULATOR SYSTEM.

Blaming the liberal media?

Phil Donahue experimented with it on national TV in front of millions of viewers.

Asked by the author (Cybertech founder):

So what’s in it for us? … My staff and I will be “virtually” set for life, as the expression goes.

In the virtual world, anything is possible!

Is It VR Yet?